10 things that most teachers think but could NEVER say!

Have you ever wondered how teachers manage to keep a straight face after meeting with some of today's parents? Well here is a glimpse into what (I heard) they are really thinking.... Enjoy!

1. Stop coming to your kids school at 7:30 in the morning bumping the uncut version of Lollipop! We get it, you got a system, but everybody doesn't allow their children to hear such words, so cut it out!!!

2. Stop  trying to flirt with all of the young teachers  trying to convince us that Gucci designs a velour jogging suit! Especially when the G's have faded off of the ass part! # FAIL

3. Stop painting your cars with products and services that don't pay you to advertise for them! That's stupid and you can't EVER trade that in for more than $100. That's all... pull that circus out of the car riders line please!!

4. If I ask do you have a pen to sign paperwork, don't pull out your money!!! Stop Flexin Fabo!!

5. If you are over 50 or if YOU LOOK LIKE you are over 50 I am gonna need for you not to wear 5 different colors on your toes! two more in your hair and  gold teeth, you look slow makes me worry about child safety!

6. Screen the pictures you let the kids put on the family tree poster! There is nothing worse than you putting up a picture and your house is filthy in the background and Uncle Chuck 'nem getting high!

7. Stop wearing those hospital bracelets a week after you are discharged, trying to get the attendance clerk to feel sorry for you!!! Don't nobody care no mo'!!

8. Field Day is for the kids, stop bringing your whole squad to the school and making it a neighborhood block party!

9. Stop naming your kids these names that they can't spell until 9th grade... Jaqueashanesia Vontravious is too much!!!

10. Stop coming to your kids school in your gown, leggings and Jordans and Silk Cap, screaming to the staff, y'all muthaf$$$$$ think I'm crazy or something, I know my chile is smart! Y'all just jealous cause I send him here FRESH everyday..... GUHL BYE!